I'm Kimberly. I like turtles. I post whatever I want. Funny stuff. Nature. Turtles. The Office. Music. etc, etc. I just reblog what I like. Nice to meet you c:

 

SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS 

(Source: illegalkeaton)

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

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(Source: acoolshark)

fartgallery:

I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK

milajewnis:

but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive 

So damn exhausted
Went into the back room to sit down for a few minutes to rest my feet then next thing I know I’m knocked out

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

Today at the zoo we were in line to see the pandas and there was a white lady a couple people ahead of us that had a huge stroller that she didn’t know how to drive and her kid was sitting in the sun cover thing and she pushed the stroller to hard and the kid fell down amd started crying and the look that the black lady behind her had was fuckin priceless omfg. Literally a female version of stanley hudson ahahahaha